Showing posts with label *holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label *holidays. Show all posts

Go Fish


Avril Lavigne with goldfish swimming around her and text Poissons d'Avril

Not sure why I haven’t shared this here before. I put it up on Tumblr (man, I need to update and rework that layout) and Facebook (geez, I need to get the public Blamposts page there going) like a decade ago. Sorry if you’re not familiar with the French expression but at least I amuse myself.


Related: 5 by 5 • All I Needed Was the Laugh You Gave • Pyg’ Spy

El and the Misfit Boys


How I hadn’t come across “A Stranger Things Christmas” before this week, I’m not sure.

Kids from Stranger Things drawn in the style of Charles Schulz

The video dates to 2016 but we’re in better late than never territory since the penultimate episodes of the series at hand drop today (and the grand finale on New Year’s Eve). While I’m unfamiliar with the work of co-creator Leigh Lahav, I look forward to exploring her channel further because this is absolutely perfect. [3:15]



Related: Happy Feet • Lead the Wild Rumpus, Stark • Coffee and Synchronicity

Seder Isn’t So


Screenshot of article on iPhone settings with typo referring to Apps, Messages, Unknown Seders instead of Unknown Senders

I’m aware that we’re roughly mid-year between Passovers, but having spotted this amusing typo in a tech article on Apple News the other day I couldn’t rest until I was riffed out. Which did not take long, thankfully, so in a tie for the shortest of these lists ever you’re getting…

My Top Five Conjectures about Unknown Seders

Going the Distance


Few of us have made it to the end of 2020 without feeling a sense of loss, I suspect, even if we’re fortunate enough not have been directly visited by the most unspeakable of tragedies.

Tom Hanks in 'Cast Away' yelling at his made-up volleyball friend / 'Six Feet, Wilson!'

I’ve rarely strayed into social commentary here on the blog, preferring to keep it focused on fun stuff and critiques of pop-cultural pursuits.

Jango Bells


Three snowmen on a lawn: one with traditional buttons, hat, etc.; one made up to be a penguin; and one with Boba Fett helmet for head

I brainstormed the following list a few years ago on a lark. While I shared on Twitter and Facebook, I didn’t here at the time because I knew activity would be light and wasn’t keen to have dated Yuletide content atop the front page year-round. Posting it now is relevant to the cultural moment, of course, but also helps ensure that I finally get crackin’ on the blog again so we don’t have to keep looking at…

My Top Eleven Star Wars Holiday Songs

11. “Silent Night, Carbonite”

10. “Here We Come a-Wookieeing”

9. “O Little Town of Walrus Men”

8. “Winter Wampaland”

7. “X-Wings We Have Heard on High”

Why Is This Joke Different
From All Other Jokes?


Fake book cover for 'Pesadick Tracy and the Case of the Missing Manischewitz — by Chester Gould - A Kosher-for-Passover Caper' with signature profile of Dick Tracy in yellow trenchcoat and yarmulke

More years ago than feels possible I drew up a cartoon like this for a Hillel seder in college. I’ve yet to come across it in my files but with today’s technology I was able to rebuild the thing better, faster, and stronger.

Not that I’m about to do a whole strip, but I kind-of want to read this.



Related: Oh, The Places I’ll Go in My Head to Amuse Myself •
Nice Day for a Sprite Wedding
• They’re Magically Suspicious

Up in the Sky


Close-up of inflated Superman balloon, with cartoonish face and vintage 'S' insignia

A home movie of the Superman balloon’s first appearance in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade from 1940 was uploaded to YouTube in November of last year, but I got word of it too late to post it in time for the holiday then. My thanks to Rodrigo Baeza, who blogs occasionally at Comics Commentary, for sharing the link on the Grand Comics Database chat list. [1:14]

[Note: The original link went bad and has been replaced with another to a far more interesting video, with footage shot by Jerry Siegel himself; I’ll write more about it in a new post.]

The ’Works


Photo of fireworks going off in the night sky

At times like this I’m glad that I don’t believe in Hell, ’cause I’d probably send myself there purely by virtue (or actually, vice) of being snarky to the kids in my family.

We’d just started to watch the 4th of July display earlier tonight when I told my cousin’s 9-year-old daughter L that fireworks were made by catching fairies, strapping them to small rockets, and shooting them into the sky.

“Do the fairies get hurt?” (L said this with a sly smile, playing along. She’s a smart cookie — loves reading, has a high BS meter.)

“That’s why we clap so hard during the finale,” I replied. “We have to bring them back, like with Tinkerbell in Peter Pan.”

The Dark of the Covenant


Here’s a neat video retelling — in 4½ minutes — the story of the Jews’ Exodus from Egypt, performed by the Attraction Black-Light and Shadow Theatre group, forwarded to me by my mother.

Silhouettes of people depicting a palm tree and Egyptian figure holding an infant with basket at feet

I Melt with You


We’ve had this little travel-sized, traditional-styled Chanukah menorah for
at least as long as I can remember.

photo of a small traditional Chanukah menorah with melted candle wax in different colors all over it

I’m fonder of it with every passing year, not just for the memories but for how its collection of “battle scars” — the bits of leftover wax, never completely scraped off the arms and base or entirely gouged out of the little cups that hold the candles — have accreted over the years to give it extra character.

Muppet Monday


Jimmy Fallon returned to Saturday Night Live this weekend — and so did Horatio Sanz, Tracy Morgan, and Chris Kattan, to help him close out 2011 with a rendition of their old standard “Christmas Is Number One”.

Horatio Sanz with Kermit, Fozzie, Animal, and Gonzo on the 'SNL' stage decorated with holiday lights
Screencap © 2011 NBCUniversal Media.

The last time the song was performed on the show, seven years ago, Sanz was the only one of the four still in the cast, and stopped the tune almost before it had begun when he realized there was nobody to back him up. Until, that is, Kermit the Frog popped up to tell Horatio that his friends would happy to join in... Here’s the video from this past Saturday, to jog your memory, and the previous clip with the Muppets.


Related: Muppet Monday (Nov. 28th) • Emerald Sit-In • Stocking Stuff (2011)

DC in ’76


DC Comics turned 75 last year. As I’ve noted — like you needed me to tell you, if you follow the industry even a bit — the company is marking the first anniversary of that milestone by relaunching its entire main line of superhero titles.

Sgt. Rock laden with ammo, holding helmet, shirt open almost to navel, in front of '76 and US Bicentennial iconography
cover to Our Army at War #295

For this July 4th, however, let’s focus not on what DC is doing at 76 but on what it
did in ’76.

Eh?


famed self-portrait of Vincent van Gogh in green coat and fur hat, smoking a pipe, with right side of head bandaged after self-mutilation, and stylized text reading 'Happy No Ear!'

I wish you all joy, contentment, and good health in 2011.

Thanks for reading Blam’s Blog... And stay with it for more reviews, purported humor, and complaints over the next 365 days!

Down for the Count


Perhaps my first lasting Internet connection in days should be spent on something important. (“Ha! Too late!” say the gods of cyberspace.) Maybe this is close enough. (“Maybe not!”) While I reload open pages in the browser to catch up on various blogs during the next inevitable connection fail (“Psyche!”), I also want to publish at least a brief post here because I know that folks can get pretty sick of looking at Santa Claus once Christmas has come and gone.

sparkly New Year's Countdown ball on post

So here are my contributions to this week’s online Late Show with David Letterman Top Ten contest [dead link], complete with nods as usual to the show’s own running jokes, in the category...

Top Nine Things Overheard During New Year’s Eve in Times Square

9. “Excuse me... You’re stepping on Mayor Bloomberg.”

8. “It’s really more of an irregular polygon with poorly defined borders.”

7. “You think this is a lot of drunk people with time to kill? I was in the audience for Letterman last week.”