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I expect that cyberspace is full of goofs on Benedict Cumberbatch’s name. The other day, however, I awoke from a dream right as I was putting together a list of just such a thing. I felt compelled to write down as many as I could before it all faded, and a few more that I brainstormed in the process, which brings us to my utterly unnecessary but hopefully amusing enough...
Top Twenty-One Things That Are Not Exactly Benedict Cumberbatch
21. Barleycorn Cabbage-Patch
20. Gryffindor Hufflepuff
19. Orthodox Crucifix
18. Ambient Temperature
17. Budapest Architect
16. Marzipan Coffee Cake
15. Broken-Tooth Crackerjack
14. Basketball Pick-Up Game
13. Batmobile Catapult
12. Baggy-Pants Hammer Time
11. Booster-Seat Kiddie Chair
10. Baltimore Quarterback
