Here's a round of quick bits on Fringe since I've yet to post a proper review.
On last week's episode we finally heard — but didn't see — the mysterious William
Bell via an old videotape. Even if you weren't aware of the recent casting news, it was easy to recognize the voice of Leonard Nimoy, soon to be seen as Spock for perhaps the final time in Lost and Fringe co-creator J.J. Abrams' Star Trek film.
I hadn't submitted anything to The Late Show with David Letterman's online Top
Ten Contest worth posting in a while — until the batch of entries for this week's subject. Note: They're sort-of raunchy. I don't want to offend anyone visiting or get this blog flagged for adult content on the basis of a few lame one-liners, so if you're easily shocked please just don't read my...
Top Nine Punchlines to Dirty Pirate Jokes
9. "And he said, 'How do you think I became first mate?'"
8. "Oh... That dinghy!"
7. "It were so dark she never saw me comin'!"
6. "This one ain't hollow."
5. "So now my ex marks the spot!"
4. "A squid."
3. "That's not why they call it the poop deck."
2. "But the bad news is, that wasn't no mermaid."
And the Number One (and Most Obvious) Punchline to a Dirty Pirate Joke...
Photo: George Widman / The Associated Press © 2002.
Harry Kalas died on Monday.
If you live — or if you once lived, anytime in the past 38 years — in what they call the Greater Philadelphia Area, you've probably heard and almost certainly heard of Mr. Kalas. "Harry the K" was the voice of the Philadelphia Phillies for nearly four decades, so established, so resonant, and so loved that his collapse in the visitors' press box before Washington's home opener shocked and saddened millions.
Football fans will recognize Harry's voice from narration on Inside the NFL. He also
did voice-over work for commercials, including the TV spot for last year's football movie Leatherheads. But he belonged to baseball.
I still don't know whether all of my posts were erased by a problem with Blogger's software or servers or what. Sigh.
Past entries are being re-entered, and this time I'm saving the HTML for each one in offline documents so that I can hopefully get them right back up if this happens again, but I'm also looking into other hosting options. (Extra weird? Today, all of a sudden, I’m finally able to paste text into the regular Compose window.)
The Blogger Help Group has a page titled My Blog Is Gone whose first sentence is "We're hearing that cry of dismay a lot recently." Although my blog isn't actually gone, I'm not exactly reassured by reading that, nor by seeing accounts of hijacked blogs in the Help Forums. I wouldn’t presume that this was malevolent, necessarily; since my password is entirely nonsense, however, Blogger needs better security, more failsafes against massive technical glitches, or both.
The Phillies lost the first game of the season tonight. I know there'll be 161 more, but
it's always nice to win on Opening Day — especially when you're the defending World Series champs and you have a history of bad Aprils.
So when is losing a good thing?