Man of the Hours

As they say, IYKYK, but in case you don’t know here’s a ready-to-click DuckDuckGo search for “John Kruk” Phillies clocks time. My first thought amidst the laughter while listening to the broadcast live was that Last Week Tonight’s staff must be cursing their luck at the show being dark for a spell because they’ve featured Krukker’s off-kilter observations during color commentary more than once in their interstitial segments. I’m breaking my hiatus from the former Twitter, now X, to share this with him and lead play-by-play man Tom McCarthy.

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Arch-Ray Vision

With an infinite multiverse I guess it’d be inevitable that somewhere out there (Earth-F, perhaps?) Quentin Tarantino is Superman.

Pop Warner

A Facebook post that I’m always happy to have show up in Memories is somehow
from nearly a dozen years ago now.



My sister and her kids are visiting. We’re in Mom’s driveway playing with those little wrapped bang snaps you throw on the ground. My sister J momentarily blanks on both the word “grown-up” and the word “adult”.