Search Me

I get a kick out of seeing what searches lead folks here. While I'm always curious to see the Posts listing in the Stats provided by Blogger, I find how people are landing on certain pages of the blog — and as much why as one can hypothesize from the how — even more interesting than what those pages are.

Very often, I have little to no idea how a given search relates to what Google turns up, like so:

{craving for a holiday experience}

The above string showed up, no surprise, in December, and it turned out that at that time — but apparently no longer — a Google Image search for the string would return the image from last year's hodgepodge dispatch on The Hulk, Evan Dorkin, and Twitter [warning: cuss word in that image] as a representative of the blog's archive page for April 2011. I have no idea what the person(s) who input that string hoped to get, but despite their obvious curiosity over the image (they did click on through, after all) I doubt that they were looking for a doodle of Marvel's jolly sullen green giant. Most folks don't seem to know (or remember, or care) to use quotes in their Google searches even when searching for a specific phrase — which, true, may not have been the case here — so, although pages where the words appear in close proximity to one another may show up higher in the search returns, a search will eventually turn to pages like this one of mine where the words may be scattered about in unrelated contexts.

For example, I got a chuckle recently over {sistine chapel nutella} just because it seems like such a non sequitur, but I also feel bad that the Google Image search that returned Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam as seen in December 2010's "Stocking Stuff" did so purely because Nutella is listed as a label in this blog's sidebar.

I wrote the other day that {alex carter} was the top search leading folks here last year — and that my June 2010 post "Vampire Weekend" got loads of hits from that search on Google Images even though there's no actual picture of Alex Carter in that post. My links to photos of Scarlet Johansson and David Boreanaz in that post also garner hits for it.

And that brings me to another favorite search, {david boreanaz' jaw/lip/cheek}. Yes, really.

I began checking the Traffic Sources section of my Stats multiple times throughout the day, when possible, after realizing a few months ago that it was a gold mine of such quirky searches. The Stats page has to be visited often to find them, however, because they'll cycle off the Now view quickly and not make it into the top ten of the cumulative Day view unless they're searched for repeatedly, which is unlikely due to their very quirkiness. More popular searches that linger in the Week, Month, and All Time views tend to be less amusing, if no less informative of what people are looking for and how my blog might be able to cater to their needs — Garrett Morris's Chico Escuela character from Saturday Night Live is a perennial favorite, although well behind Alex Carter; {menorah first night} and {first night of chanukah} were big in the latter half of December, as sundry Muppets searches have been over the past few months; like I wrote at the end of that Alex Carter post, the image in my Thanksgiving 2009 entry "Cut Me a Slice of That" gets hits from variations on strings like {cecilia venn diagram} and the more generic {how i met your mother funny}, to name the two most common variations (mutually exclusive in wording, oddly enough).

Google seems to be by far the top feeder to this blog — at least in terms of arrival here from links on other sites; if you type the blog's address into your browser or you've bookmarked it, that's another story (and, fear not, something that isn't tracked, as the most specific the Stats get are Pageviews by Countries, Browsers, and Operating Systems). Seven of the ten Referring Sites in the All Time view of my Traffic Sources are incarnations of Google (US, Canada, UK, Australia, Germany, Brazil, and France, in order), with Yahoo Image Search and 
Microsoft's Bing both bested by the only entry that isn't a search engine, the aggregation blog Update-a-Tron. I should be very happy to get such constant traffic from Update-a-Tron, which offers feed excerpts of the latest posts from various comics-oriented blogs, since I don't write about comics here as often as I would like to — not very often at all, lately, although it's neck-and-neck with television overall in terms of post subjects; whether the proprietor got wind of Blam's Blog during a patch of relevant posts or I was grandfathered in because of past enterprises I have no idea. Of course I'm also thankful for the links on blogs and other sites run by friends, acquaintances, and admirers.

I leave you with a handful of particularly strange search terms that have popped up in my Stats — either strange in and of themselves or simply because there's no good reason for them to lead to my blog.

{intellectual beatles}

{fencing lame jokes}

{batman irony}

{fat dc comics robin}

{comic script of moral responsibility}

{feminine discipline}

{peewee herman hands}

I certainly don't want to go looking that last one up, given the circumstances of Paul Reubens' arrest in an, um, adult cinema several years back. As for the others, well, I made selections from my ever-growing list of choice searches that didn't turn up anything particularly interesting when I recreated the searches myself, and about which I didn't have much of anything to say. I'll be sharing more searches at some point down the line that do beg commentary.

What's the weirdest search string you've ever seen?


  1. Haha! Pee Wee Herman hands! This post made me laugh :) I like that people aren't thinking about someone else seeing what their search words are...

  2. I now have "Pee-Wee Herman Hands" in my head to the tune "Bette Davis Eyes" in my head. Thanks!

  3. What in the what is "feminine discipline" about? How did this lead people to your blog? Did you write a post about Golden Age Wonder Woman comics and not tell me?
    Also, I do not get the fascination with David Boreanaz and not just because I mostly play for the other team. He's very handsome for a Cro-Magnon. Do most womenfolk go for that heavy-browed "I killed you dinner" look? Joan? Ladies?
    I'm done.

  4. I now have "Pee-Wee Herman Hands" in my head to the tune "Bette Davis Eyes" in my head.

    Sorry... I might've been drunk. Or a redneck — but I do not drink rednecks.

  5. @El Que - I don't find this Neanderthal (it makes me crazy when people say "Neader-Tall", it might be the correct pronunciation but I hate it) in particular attractive but I've never seen him in action so he might sway me yet... I find I don't like men who look stupid. Like that Channing Tatum or whatever he calls himself. Yes, he's buff and the newest "hot guy" but he also looks worried about the fact that the sun is setting: "Will it come up again!?" If you are going to be a meatbag, you need to have at least a cunning look in your eye. I have weird taste in men so I am in no way a good litmus test for straight female taste... I have the hots for Alan Rickman and Jeff Goldblum and not for Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt. Although, that Michael Fassbender - hubba hubba! He and Sayid are the only "hot guys" I find attractive.

  6. heehee... Intellectual beatles? How strange.

  7. Oh, pants. I forgot I was in my wrong persona.


  8. You're always welcome here in any form, Thou Who Speaketh for the Spakes.

    There are way stranger phrases than that one, by the way. I'll have a sequel post up in a little while.

  9. "Thou Who Speaketh for the Spakes"

    I love that title. I feel fancy.

    I shall look forward to said post.