Vampire Weekend

I watched the premiere of The Gates last Sunday, and caught up with the off-season repeats of The Vampire Diaries as well.

Cast of ABC's The Gates in front of Gates, surprise, with topiary at the bottom

The Gates, which airs Sundays at 10 p.m. ET on ABC, barely kept me locked in. As a guilty pleasure to screen on a hot, lazy night, well, it’s more guilty than pleasure — not quite the melodramatic mash-up of Twilight and Desperate Housewives those making it might have hoped for, but probably engaging enough to keep anyone who enjoyed Eastwick coming back for its limited run.

Its pilot has a former Chicago police detective, Nick Monohan, relocating his family
to a planned community called The Gates. He’s the new police chief of this private, protected, picturesque exurbia, naturally trying to rebuild his career and family bonds but stirring up controversy from the jump by getting suspicious about a missing person last seen at his new neighbors’ house. Those neighbors, Claire and Dylan Radcliff, are vampires trying to assimilate for the sake of their daughter, and they’re not the only townsfolk with secrets: Rival herbalists who respectively run a day spa and medical practice appear to be witches; the Monohans’ son Charlie rubs football star Brett Crezski, a closet werewolf, the wrong way when he starts spending time with Brett’s girlfriend Andie Bates, whose charisma (says ABC’s promo material) may not be entirely ordinary.

Although I’d not remembered a single one of those characters’ names, my head for
such things isn’t what it used to be, plus which I ran a mini-marathon of The Vampire Diaries for myself following the Gates premiere. The best-known cast member is probably Rhona Mitra, of the film Hollow Man as well as stints on Boston Legal and Nip/Tuck, while the rest of the ensemble is peppered with familiar TV faces like NYPD Blue’s Chandra West, 24’s Marisol Nichols, and utility player Frank Grillo. It does seem to be a real ensemble, too, despite the marketing push featuring Mitra, but the split focus on home life and high school felt as hodgepodge as the half-hearted injection of supernaturalism into soap opera. Mixing adolescent angst with parental and professional problems can absolutely work, as exhibited by Once and Again or, a bit more fancifully, Gilmore Girls; similarly, black-magic brooding has served as an apt background for serial sudsiness since the days of Dark Shadows. Yet such tension on multiple axes made The Gates feel rather all over the place, especially since the Monohan family, our entry into its occult environs, are evidently the unwitting Cousin Marilyn on the block.

So I guess what I’m saying is that The Gates, while stoking mild curiousity about where certain storylines might lead, mostly reminded me of other shows. The Vampire Diaries did the same, but with more focus and more style.

Cast of the CW series The Vampire Diaries posing in a nondescript room

I gave up on Vampire Diaries after its premiere, which some friends and trusted critics have since indicated was a mistake. The CW has blessedly kept its elders’ largely lapsed tradition of straight-through summer repeats alive, however, so I’ve been taping it Thursdays at 8 p.m. ET (along with Life Unexpected, whose pilot I reviewed in January, at 9 p.m. on Tuesdays; meanwhile, if you’ve taken my advice from April to check out Supernatural on DVD, you should be recording the latest season 9 p.m. Fridays so you don’t have to wait for it to hit stores in September). Given that I’d recently devoured the enthralling first season of True Blood via Netflix when Vampire Diaries premiered and I couldn’t help but compare it to the fangtastic Buffy the Vampire Slayer (lauded here two weeks ago), I decided not to set myself up for disappointment.

The good news is that, four episodes in, Diaries has turned out to be at minimum the kind of frothy diversion that The Gates wishes it were — although, to be fair, I’ve seen as little of The Gates as I did of Diaries when I decided my plate was full enough without it last fall. Developed by Julie Plec and Dawson’s Creek’s Kevin Williamson from a series of prose novels, it appears to borrow equally from Dawson’s as from Buffy, with lots of Smallville in the mix as well. Since I’ve never actually seen Creek or read the Diaries books, I can’t judge what on the screen is original to the novels as opposed to coming from Williamson’s creative staff or leaning into the general WB/CW template.

What Diaries clearly shares with Buffy is the creep factor of centuries-old men in youthful, hunky, paranormally augmented bodies mooning over minors. The premise has vampire brothers Stefan and Damon Salvatore returning to their hometown of Mystic Falls, Virginia, posing as their own descendants. Stefan arrives first, enrolling in high school and beguiled by Elena Gilbert, the spitting image of a woman from his past named Katherine. Damon has followed Stefan to be a thorn in his side (better than a stake through his chest); he’s disgusted at Stefan’s rejection of human blood and the indulgent life he could be living if he embraced the fullness of his abilities. Elena’s parents recently died in a car crash that she miraculously survived, bringing her young aunt, Jenna, back to Mystic to serve as guardian for Elena and her brother Jeremy. Stefan and Elena bond in the graveyard one night over their personal losses, reserved natures, and soulful journal-writing, but Damon’s manipulation and Stefan’s own reticence to share his past with Elena keep their burgeoning relationship precarious. Jeremy is involved in a love triangle absent unearthly dimensions so far, while Elena’s attraction to Stefan worries her best friend Bonnie Bennett, who appears to have turned psychic, then pyrokinetic, and is disturbed after feeling death when touching Stefan’s hand.

Several members of the Vampire Diaries cast looked familiar, due mostly to my heavy visual association. Zach Roerig, Kayla Ewell, and movie legend Steve McQueen’s grandson Steven R. McQueen all resemble other actors I’ve actually seen before. Lost’s Ian Somerhalder, who as Damon chews his lines with only slightly more restraint than his character chews his victims’ necks, had the lone mug I recognized as his own. That old truism of the villain being greater fun to play seems to hold; Somerhalder gets to act the louche hedonist while Paul Wesley is stuck trying to smolder as self-disciplined Stefan. Nina Dobrev’s smoky voice, deep eyes, and genuine acting talent help her bring zest and believability to what could be a bog-standard role as the feisty but vulnerable Elena.

The Vampire Diaries hasn’t trod much new ground, yet that may be part of its appeal. Damon Salvatore gets a tweak at Twilight in when he responds dismissively to a conquest asking him why he doesn’t sparkle; he and Stefan would burn in the sun, but are protected by magic rings — the height of elegance compared to Claire Radcliff’s magic SPF-500,000 moisturizer in The Gates, which must take hours to fully apply since nary a fold in her left ear sizzles in daylight. Diaries also decrees that a plant called vervain can thwart vampires’ hypnotic powers and in sufficient potency weaken them physically, although it’s bloodlust that makes their veins darken visibly through their skin in an echo of Clark Kent’s exposure to kryptonite on Smallville.

Set amongst misty graveyards, forestry, and Southern architecture on the Eastern seaboard, Diaries has a gothic look in more than one sense, and the handful of episodes I’ve seen have already moved focus away from school-oriented shenanigans to the Salvatore family’s complicated history with Mystic Falls. Its fourth installment ended with a promising turn that, capping as it did scenes set during the annual Founder’s Day celebration, pleasantly echoed the intrigue of True Blood’s Bon Temps, Louisiana. The acting isn’t uniformly strong, and the soundtrack is usually either marketing predictable, generic pop rock or killing the mood with a bargain-brand Andrew Lloyd Webber synthesizer score, but the plotlines are drawing me in. While delivering what you’d expect of a teen drama titled The Vampire Diaries, it’s at least giving the concept some bite.

[Update: After the first half-dozen episodes, The Vampire Diaries’ repeats jumped ahead to much later in the season, but the DVD set is scheduled for release Aug. 31st and if you’re really hooked you can always pay per episode via Amazon or iTunes.]

Images © 2010 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corp. and © 2009 The CW Network LLC.

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  1. Desperate Housewives and Twilight

    Ha! If you're referring to ABC's promo spots, they said, "It's like Desperate Housewives meets True Blood." Afterwhich, my wife and I looked at each other and rolled our eyes. :)

  2. Wife and I really wanted to like Scoundrels and The Gates better, though we didn't have high hopes. She was more into The Vampire Diaries than I was initially, but I've stuck with it and it gets even better beyond what you've seen, as I've told you; good thing, since I have a harder time dropping series than Wife, even stuff Wife got me to watch in the first place.

    VW: synic — A person who does bad things because it doesn't really matter anyway.

  3. YEAH! We got you into the Vampire Diaries! I think you'll continue to enjoy it. It definitely has some Buffy parallels (as Naomi and I inch our way through S4) But I really enjoyed it for what it was :)

    VW: intech - when you are computer savvy?

  4. I can't seem to find any good new shows. Mind you, I only get basic cable so I am reduced to watching things like (I wish there was some way to make the print very small here) The Bachelorette.

    I know, I know.

    But it's that or Two and a Half Men reruns!


  5. For those of you — Win, Lose, or Crawford — who enjoy the aphorisms of the Chinese porn-spammers whose comments I usually delete, I've translated the last couple before getting rid of them. "Man Group Man Group" and "[Untranslatable] Rain" both said "Water is always the same, yet new every moment." And then came a string of dots linking to stuff that makes The Bachelorette look like Little House on the Prairie.


  6. You have basic cable and still watch The Bachelorette? I'm not recommending the Two-and-a-Half Men reruns either, Joanly Nights, but what I wouldn't give to be in your position. Thanks to Comcast, I've fired up the Netflix subscription again; you can always catch up with great shows that way (or by borrowing discs from the library or from friends). I realize that DVDs don't offer the same immediate vegetative indulgence that plopping down and channel-surfing does, but with even basic cable you must be able to find something worthwhile, and if not then please use the VCR or DVR. We don't want to hear you complaining about missing an episode of Wipeout.


  7. Just to prove that I have nothing against "reality competition" programs as a concept and that there's good stuff on Monday nights, let me heartily recommend Last Comic Standing. You're welcome. Unless you Canadians either don't get it or don't get it.


  8. I heard those promos after I wrote what I wrote, JW. And I can't fathom how they'd compare it to True Blood, given that I'm working my way through Season Two of that not only far superior but far different show right now; at least there are actual parallels with Twilight, from what I know of that series, although even those might not stack up in The Gates' favor.

    The TV in my mom's den got left on after the news last night, and we ended up (re)watching the pilot. My sister hadn't seen it and our visiting cousins were intrigued, too, so maybe I'm being too hard on it. While filling in some of what she missed and explaining parts of the next episode to my sister — I can't believe my WiFi is letting me ramble like this — I mentioned that the girl with the werewolf boyfriend who kinda likes the new boy in town turns out to be the daughter of a succubus. Mom had apparently never heard the term, and said, "A suck you bitch?"

    Now that I'm a couple of episodes further along into The Vampire Diaires, I'd definitely say it has a True Blood vibe mixed in with Buffy, Twilight, Smallville, and Dark Shadows, but not everything can be as strikingly original as Blood or as groundbreaking as Buffy and Diaries is an enjoyable ride. So I appreciate the nudging from Arben, Rebecca, and other folks who urged me to give it a shot.