Goblin Turkey


I saw Anderson Cooper kidnapped by the Broadway version of The Green Goblin
last night in Times Square. Spider-Man rescued him. The whole thing played out on CNN.

Anderson Cooper shaking hands with Spider-Man

Now, I'm usually watching ABC's Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, at least in the background, on New Year's Eve. It's frankly more habit than tradition, since I grew up in the days where it was just about the only (and certainly the most popular) thing on the air broadcasting the ol' ball drop.

Last night, though, CNN was the channel of choice. I'd heard good things about Cooper's bizarre annual pairing with Kathy Griffin — he (mostly) pretending to be annoyed with yet obviously appreciating her unfiltered chatter. I've seen bits of Griffin's stand-up on TV; while I know folks who adore her, and maybe I would come to do the same after sitting through a whole show (especially live), too much of what I have seen of her act consists of her being "inappropriate" purely for the sake of being "inappropriate".

However, I digress from my point, which is that many of us happened to be watching when Cooper made a rather weak attempt at feigning ignorance when he asked Griffin / the production team / viewers / no-one in particular what was happening over by Toshiba's version of Sony's JumboTron — followed by the camera pulling in tight on that screen, which proceeded to be filled by the bright emerald mug of Julie Taymor's Green Goblin from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. Taped footage then played out on the screen, frequently interrupted by technical glitches in CNN's feed (not part of the act), in which the Goblin said that he needed an anchorman for his World-Wide Freak Network and threatened to drop the ball early and, of course, played a tune on the piano; Anderson Cooper was soon in his clutches, but [spoiler warning] saved by our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, who then rather anticlimactically appeared in a puff of smoke atop the building housing the Toshiba screen to just kind-of stand there for a moment.

Pretty much all of it's up on YouTube. I came across a few dozen screencaps that basically tell the whole story in a post at an Anderson Cooper fansite.

My overwhelming sentiments were as follows:

— "Don't quit any of your day jobs, Anderson."

— "Are the Turn Off the Dark folks really doing themselves a favor by making the live crowd down there a captive audience to something this loud and not particularly exciting?"

— "Man, DC really can't catch a break. Time Warner owns both DC and CNN, but you don't see Superman or Batman or Wonder Woman taking up prime cross-promotional real estate like this, and one of them has a movie coming out in 2012." [The new Superman movie has been pushed back to June 2013.]

— "So why isn't this on ABC, since it and Marvel are now both owned by Disney?"

— "And why wasn't this actually on the Sony JumboTron, since its Columbia arm is behind the Spider-Man movies?"

— "Or maybe DC can catch a break. I admit that I'd probably have loved this as a kid, before I developed any critical ability whatsoever."

— "Am I too full for more cookies?"

Earlier in the hour, Cooper had told Griffin that the pair of them needed a celebrity-
pair name. I think that the video would've had a least a shot at being more interesting if the anchor himself had turned into a superhero — "Spider-Manderson Cooper" practically writes itself.



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