I realize we’re roughly mid-year between Passovers, but having spotted this amusing typo in a tech article on Apple News the other day I couldn’t rest until I was riffed out. Which did not take long, thankfully, so in a tie for the shortest of these lists ever you’re getting…
My Top Five Conjectures about Unknown Seders
5. Participants cover their heads with paper bags and tell bad jokes until gonged.
4. Children trying to find the afikoman need to figure out where dinner is being held first.
3. The Four Questions have no answers.
2. Cups are filled for Elijah, Miriam, and Nate Bargatze.
And My Number One Conjecture about Unknown Seders...
1. You can filter it all you want; Spam will never be kosher.
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I just recently learned that Chuck Barris grew up in Lower Merion.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I knew that but it vaguely rings a bell so I'm not sure I didn't either.
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