Man of the Hours

As they say, IYKYK, but in case you don’t know here’s a ready-to-click DuckDuckGo search for “John Kruk” Phillies clocks time. My first thought amidst the laughter while listening to the broadcast live was that Last Week Tonight’s staff must be cursing their luck at the show being dark for a spell because they’ve featured Krukker’s observations more than once in their interstitial segments. I’m breaking my hiatus from the former Twitter, now X, to share this with him and Tom McCarthy.

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