Showing posts with label John Kruk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Kruk. Show all posts

Man of the Hours


Fake ad for 'The KLOK, K L O K, by John Kruk' with clock on home mantelpiece displaying Kruk's face but no hands or numbers / 'Just 300 payments of $29 each but what even is money / Does anybody really know what time it is, asked the band Chicago, but this clock is all Philadelphia by way of West Virginia'

As they say, IYKYK, but in case you don’t know here’s a ready-to-click DuckDuckGo search for “John Kruk” Phillies clocks time. My first thought amidst the laughter while listening to the broadcast live was that Last Week Tonight’s staff must be cursing their luck at the show being dark for a spell because they’ve featured Krukker’s off-kilter observations during color commentary more than once in their interstitial segments. I’m breaking my hiatus from the former Twitter, now X, to share this with him and lead play-by-play man Tom McCarthy.

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