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I expect that cyberspace is full of goofs on Benedict Cumberbatch’s name. The other day, however, I awoke from a dream right as I was putting together a list of just such a thing. I felt compelled to write down as many as I could before it all faded, and a few more that I brainstormed in the process, which brings us to my utterly unnecessary but hopefully amusing enough...

Top Twenty-One Things That Are Not Exactly Benedict Cumberbatch

21. Barleycorn Cabbage-Patch

20. Gryffindor Hufflepuff

19. Orthodox Crucifix

18. Ambient Temperature

17. Budapest Architect

16. Marzipan Coffee Cake

15. Broken-Tooth Crackerjack

14. Basketball Pick-Up Game

13. Batmobile Catapult

12. Baggy-Pants Hammer Time

11. Booster-Seat Kiddie Chair

10. Baltimore Quarterback

9. Brenda Starr Comic Strip

8. Boycotting Chick-Fil-A

7. Boner-Pill Side Effect

6. Born to Run Concert Tour

5. Bumbershoot Crocodile

4. Lutefisk Aftertaste

3. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

2. Benelux Chamberpot

And My Number One Thing That Is Not Quite Benedict Cumberbatch...

1. Frumious Bandersnatch


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