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I expect that cyberspace is full of goofs on Benedict Cumberbatch’s name. The other day, however, I awoke from a dream right as I was putting together a list of just such a thing. I felt compelled to write down as many as I could before it all faded, and a few more that I brainstormed in the process, which brings us to my utterly unnecessary but hopefully amusing enough...
Top Twenty-One Things That Are Not Exactly Benedict Cumberbatch
21. Barleycorn Cabbage-Patch
20. Gryffindor Hufflepuff
19. Orthodox Crucifix
18. Ambient Temperature
17. Budapest Architect
16. Marzipan Coffee Cake
15. Broken-Tooth Crackerjack
14. Basketball Pick-Up Game
13. Batmobile Catapult
12. Baggy-Pants Hammer Time
11. Booster-Seat Kiddie Chair
10. Baltimore Quarterback
9. Brenda Starr Comic Strip
8. Boycotting Chick-Fil-A
7. Boner-Pill Side Effect
6. Born to Run Concert Tour
5. Bumbershoot Crocodile
4. Lutefisk Aftertaste
3. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
2. Benelux Chamberpot
And My Number One Thing That Is Not Quite Benedict Cumberbatch...
1. Frumious Bandersnatch
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A 21st entry thanks to rumination on a comment from my friend the Humanebean: Bacharach Counterpoint.
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