Westerosi Jesterosi

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  1. "Bitch."

    I'm not being pessimistic when I say that this will probably be the best thing that happens to me today.

  2. Aaaahahahaha! Spider Eunuch! Got no balls! Heeheehee!

  3. I just woke up. It's hard to handle this much hilarity while watching my weekly super-hero cartoons. Spider Eunuch should be a bi-monthly comic book! And I think you may have captured the entirety of Sansa's character in a single still. Brilliant, sir! Keep 'em coming!

    Littlefinger! Littlefinger!
    Keep the johns movin'!
    Don't let 'em linger!

    OK, that was bad. That's why YOU do this, and not me. :)

  4. Oh man, that Sansa one is priceless, be it the iron or gold price!

    Also, I would very much like to see Theon blast his dad with a repulsor ray.


  5. As much as I like the other two — hey, if you don't enjoy your own work, you shouldn't bother sharing it — I'm fondest of the Sansa one myself. Despite what Nikki said, I still have yet to see Prissy Brat Medieval-Fantasy-World Skipper as anything more than survival-level savvy; I'm not sure that being a spoiled twit with half a brain is anything to write home about, despite [vague spoiler to a moment in the latest episode] Tyrion's approving response to her deadpan front. There's a whole chasm of space between "Hero" and "Deserves Joffrey".

    @Batcabbage: Keep 'em coming!

    I plan to — at least one more round, for now, featuring Littlefinger as promised.

    @Teebore: I would very much like to see Theon blast his dad with a repulsor ray.

    Yeah... Hey, I wonder if I could do a decent job of getting Balon's head on the body of Mickey Rourke as Whiplash; Balon certainly has the stringy hair for it.

  6. That Sansa one is priceless. I know that Joffrey's a... um, runt, and Cersei treats her like a redheaded stepchild (well, kidnapped daughter-in-law-in-waiting), but you know that if only she'd been born a Lannister she'd be all learning to be Queen Bitch at Cersei's knee.

  7. Until Jaime kicked her aside for a little brother-sister time, that is.