The GI Joe movie opened last weekend.
I didn’t care. On my list to see are District 9, In the Loop, 500 Days of Summer, Funny People, and The Hurt Locker. But GI Joe? Meh.
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Joe / No Joe
The GI Joe movie opened last weekend.
I didn’t care. On my list to see are District 9, In the Loop, 500 Days of Summer, Funny People, and The Hurt Locker. But GI Joe? Meh.
Ch-Ch-Changes
Transformers movie still © 2007 DreamWorks, Paramount, Hasbro.
I was “oh-fer” in my last entries for The Late Show’s online Top Ten Contest. Once I’d recovered from shock over seeing the actual winners, not at all bitter, I went into some kind of fugue state and came up with no fewer than a dozen submissions for the next week’s edition.
My Top Twelve Signs You’ve Encountered a Lame Transformer
12. Only turns into other robots.
11. Is writing a tell-all memoir about its wild night with Jay Leno’s motorcycle collection.
10. Keeps referring to your college bumper sticker as a “tramp stamp”.