I hadn't entered The Late Show with David Letterman's online Top Ten contest
[dead link] for several months before doing so this week. As usual, I threw in a couple of options that weren't stellar along with my personal favorite(s), because you never know what will ring the bell of whomever makes the selections. Even though I didn't submit very many, there was a winner among my...
Top Five Surprises in the Steve Jobs Biography
5. He slipped Bill Gates' barber a fifty every month for 30 years.
4. But for the flip of a coin, he'd have been wearing black pants and a denim turtleneck every day.
3. His kids had to show him how to program the VCR.
2. Ironically, he got the idea for the Apple when a book about Isaac Newton hit him on the head. (Think about it, people!)
And the Number One Surprise in the Steve Jobs Biography...
1. He was actually more of a papaya guy.
It's not a contest for submissions to the actual show, remember; Dave has writers for that. You can check out the previous contest's winners and the current topic, as well as submit your own entries, at the Late Show website via the link above — the only place the winning entries get seen, apart from the weekly Late Show newsletter. Once upon a time there was a prize for having submitted one of the ten entries selected, but now you're not even notified; you have to subscribe to the newsletter or check the website yourself.
I liked my Number Five the best, which is the one that got chosen, although I do have
a soft spot for the slightly tortuous Number Two. Numbers One and Three were mostly submitted because they seemed closest to the kind of humor that's usually on the list of winners. Number Four ain't so hot, but I wanted at least five and it's the best I could do at the time.
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