Breakfast Antipathies

I checked out @Midnight on Comedy Central and its Hashtag Wars segment looks to
be a veritable fount of springboards for Top X lists. While neither my favorite category nor my best work, for instance, since I’m kind-of rusty I riffed on the latest category to come up with…

My Top Ten Bad Cereals

10. Foot Loops

9. Loogie Charms

8. Bounced Chex

7. Raisin Brain

6. Substandard K

5. Alfie’s Bits

4. Fisted Mini-Wheats

3. Grope Nuts

2. Racist Krispies

And My Number One Bad Cereal…

1. Cream of What?!?

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Gluttony for Punnishment

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