I checked out @Midnight on Comedy Central and its Hashtag Wars segment looks to
be a veritable fount of springboards for Top X lists. While neither my favorite category nor my best work, for instance, since I’m kind-of rusty I riffed on the latest category to come up with…
My Top Ten Bad Cereals
10. Foot Loops
9. Loogie Charms
8. Bounced Chex
7. Raisin Brain
6. Substandard K
5. Alfie’s Bits
4. Fisted Mini-Wheats
3. Grope Nuts
2. Racist Krispies
And My Number One Bad Cereal…
1. Cream of What?!?
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