Def. Jam

I have the blog’s first stand-alone page up, a collection of my word-verification definitions (with an explanation for the uninitiated), so here’s another installment of that series in celebration.

applayer — [ap play ur] n. Someone hooked on their smartphone games.

bedness — [bed niss] n. Whedon-esque term for sleeping: “After a night like that, I’m just looking for some quick snackage and the bedness.”

boation — [bo shun] n. Movement on a seafaring craft.

distendee — [diss ten dee] n. A swelled guy.

Ennismic — [en iss mik] adj. Of or relating to the writer of Preacher, Hitman, The Boys, et al.

exest — [eks est] adj. 1. The most former. 2. (exEST) n. A transplant from the Atlantic coast of North America.

Fitican — [fih tih kun] The workout room at the Vatican.

gundowar — [gund uh wor] n. Battle of the stuffed animals!

incide — [in siyd] n. Death that be not al fresco.

lacti — [lak ty] pl. n. Milk-producing desert plants.

matiest — [may tee est] adj. Having the most Australian friends.

modad — [moh dad] n. 1. Extra fathers. 2. (comics fans only) Modok’s dad.

ovent — 1. [oh vent] n. Exhaust valve for an egg. 2. [uh vent] n. Nickname for category in the Kitchen Olympics.

peeven — [pee ven] v. Annoy producers, castmates, and theatregoers by dropping out of a play due to Mercury poisoning.

prenect — [pree nekt] v. Know in advance how you’re going to put something together.

recocoa — [ree koh koh] v. Enjoy a second cup of hot chocolate.

Saffisms — [saff iz umz] pl. n. Notable quotes from Edina’s daughter on Absolutely Fabulous.

squac — [skwak] n. A traditional Mexican dip made with avocado, spices, and yellow-crowned night heron.

tudier — [too dee ur] adj. Having more sass.

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