Ante Heroes

I didn’t create this Man of Steel / Dark Knight mashup, but when I shared it from
a friend’s page on Facebook I did come up with some dialogue for the scene.

Henry Cavill as Superman, Christian Bale as Batman, and Heath Ledger as Joker seated at table in police interrogation room with cards and poker chips

Joker: “You wanna know how I got these scars?”

Batman: “Don’t indulge him, Clark.”

Superman: “Will you stop calling me ‘Clark’? I’ve already told you that I don’t want anyone to know anything about me other than I’m 33 and grew up in Kansas, except for Lois and everyone in Smallville and the army guys who were there with Lois at my mom’s house.”

Joker: [does lizard thing with tongue] “As I was saying...”

Superman: “They’re not scars. I used my X-ray vision and it’s just prosthetics and makeup.”

Batman: “Figures.”

Superman: “I don’t need superpowers to tell that’s not your real voice, Bruce. With all those gadgets, Lucius Fox never had WayneTech add a little voice modifier to your cowl?”

Batman: “...”

Joker: “You two are crazy.”

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