tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post1869999783464124579..comments2024-02-09T06:08:18.431-05:00Comments on Blam's Blog: Prom NumbersBlamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post-66112568666265295512012-05-30T19:24:22.137-04:002012-05-30T19:24:22.137-04:00HA! Oh, it's on.
The Gwyneth, what do you thi...HA! Oh, it's on.<br /><br />The Gwyneth, what do you think about this whole thing? What, you want to randomly talk about your bookcase and how it is just <i>ah</i>-mazing? Whatever you want, The Gwyneth <i>(but you already knew that)</i>! <br /><br /><i>Built-in slots hold holy books—including the Qur’an, Bible, and Tao Te Ching—all at the same level (which is how I like to think about religion)</i> <br /><br />I think my heart just stopped. <br /><br />The words, they escape me. <br /><br />Honestly, The Gwyneth, how did we know what light was until you burst into existence?Joan Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04513335615114222374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post-89108499822312176152012-05-30T18:51:28.140-04:002012-05-30T18:51:28.140-04:00@Joan: My loser boyfriend (who I worshiped, natura...<br>@Joan: <i>My loser boyfriend (who I worshiped, naturally)</i><br /><br />So Lana Del Rey really does speak to you. 8^)<br /><br>Blamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342343767763035991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post-89522610200567397482012-05-18T09:19:33.009-04:002012-05-18T09:19:33.009-04:00@Arben -It's also supposed to say "whom&q...@Arben -It's also supposed to say "whom", I know. I hate that Blogger won't let you edit your own comments - what is it they are so worried about? And yes, I think it is a rite of passage for all girls to love a loser. That's why god made birth control.Joan Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04513335615114222374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post-59648906208125575412012-05-17T23:53:48.544-04:002012-05-17T23:53:48.544-04:00@Joan: Isn't "My loser boyfriend (who I w...@Joan: Isn't "My loser boyfriend (who I worshiped, naturally)" the theme of <i>every</i> girl's high-school experience?Arbenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07366836660775218956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post-25498830815505619142012-05-17T23:52:59.338-04:002012-05-17T23:52:59.338-04:00Isn't "Let's All Judge Each Other One...Isn't "Let's All Judge Each Other One Last Time" the unspoken theme of <i>every</i> (senior) prom?<br /><br />My favorites are 11, 10, and 3, if you're keeping count.Arbenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07366836660775218956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4504827047542759744.post-4393081092181870512012-05-15T23:10:59.373-04:002012-05-15T23:10:59.373-04:00Ha! Numbers 10 and 11 are my favorite. We had a we...Ha! Numbers 10 and 11 are my favorite. We had a weirdo semi-permanent teacher who seemed to float around all year and then he ended up getting an 18 year old student pregnant. He was only 22, which is absurd. Who would hire a 22 year old guy to "teach" 18 year old girls and think "Yes, his dedication to his crappy, insecure job will prevent him from misbehaving. If there is anyone's judgment and ethics we can trust - it is his!" Not that what he did is okay but, really, the school should have taken some of the responsibility. He lost his job and she dropped out and we would see them walking around town and being gross together. My loser boyfriend (who I worshiped, naturally) refused to go to Prom and wouldn't "let" me go with another guy. I was crushed. Then he called me - on the day of the Prom - to say he had rented a tux. I was *thrilled* to be jerked around like this and actually went. Gah!Joan Crawfordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04513335615114222374noreply@blogger.com