These are the best valentine day cards ever.
I love the Locke one. I am surprised Jack didn't add the pathetic "maybe" box on his card.
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I actually stumbled across Phoque You, Penguin a few months ago. It is great! But you failed to mention one of its side effects: I now find myself "phoque you-ing" random things, daily, in the tone/spirit of that blog."Phoque you breeze, for wreckin' my hair," "Phoque you cat, for eating the cheese off my pizza," "Phoque you car, for turning out in front of me," etc. etc. etc.:)
Yeah, I've known about Phoque You, Penguin for a while too. I meant to link to it in December when I mentioned The Phoquing Weather and Phoquing Movie Reviews.
But you failed to mention one of its side effects:sob... I'm a failure!Actually, I already hear my mom's voice in my head cursing things out for me when things get screwed up. What I think is funny about the site is, ugly or weird as the animals may be, they didn't actually do anything but evolve that way, which ain't their fault. I just realized that I read it (silently) in the voice Andy Sandberg uses for his Mark Wahlberg impression on SNL when he talks to animals: "Look, it's a donkey. Cool. Hey, donkey. Say hi to your mother for me. No, really, say hi to your phoquin' mother for me, donkey."But it sounds like you're writing an R-rated version of Goodnight, Moon, which frankly would sell like hotcakes.
But it sounds like you're writing an R-rated version of Goodnight, Moon, which frankly would sell like hotcakes.Haha! It's true! Have you seen Goodnight, Keith Moon? I think Nikki had it up on her blog awhile back.
Ah Blam, don't beat yourself up. Please tell your mom's voice inside your head to stop cursing now. You've done your best:) LOLI, as well, have always ONLY read F U Penguin in that Andy Samburg/Mark Walburgh (sp?) tone. Strange.As well, should you decide to go ahead and write the R-rated version of Goodnight Moon, I will surely buy a copy. :)
Ah Blam, don't beat yourself up. Please tell your mom's voice inside your head to stop cursing now.Sorry, I wasn't clear. I meant that I hear my mom's voice in my head saying all the stuff you were saying. One of her immortal sarcastic lines out on the road is "Nice turn signal, schmucko!"
Upon re-reading your comment, I see that I absolutely misread it.Although it was sort of a funny misunderstanding, I feel bad as I am sure that your mom is a super-nice lady that doesn't curse at you inside your head (LOLZ on that being how I first read this).